Quotes of the week…

What?  What’s a quote?  I don’t know what a quote is. Blue sky!  Ooh a squirrel!  Ow!  Ow! Ow!

Caving is very fun and cold at the same time!

The mash yesterday was yummy in my tummy!  I need to use my jumper as a pillow.

I’m too old for this kind of .…

Clap clap clap clap…clap clap!  The beds are quite uncomfortable but caving is fun.

Thinking about it… Climbing is tight and scary, but once you overcome your fears, you can wipe away your tears.

Still thinking about it…still thinking…it takes a while…

The rooms are very comfortable, and big…

Exciting but scary!

I don’t know what a quote is…no!  Stop typing!  STOP.  I am never going to forgive you for this quote.  I would like to add that I think I might be extending my stay – you’re paying though!

It’s really good but I hate caving.

Um…um…um…good.  Great.  Amazing.  Er… is this a hill?

Pretty good.  The caves were very tight.

Everything was scary at first, then it was good.

The food is like a five star restaurant.

Gotta W dorm wiv all my mates and erm…scrumptious food with great activities although I don’t why I’m doing a quote.

I’ve just got out of the shower and I’m really cold. What do you want?

You’ve got to be careful because he writes down everything you say.  Now stop it.

He has not been the best room mate!  No, no no no Dr Loader is being so annoying.  The ding dong ditching war continues…!  He puts down everything you say so you’d better be careful.  p.s. Whassup parents???  The children are not being well looked after so we are sending him to a new school.

Ok so, ok, the canoeing was wet.

By the way, I do not know what a quote is but erm…canoeing was cold.  The high ropes are quite high (which is why they are called the high ropes).

This week I found a new profession – being a duck therapist.  I have made lots of new friends and lots of new enemies this week.  The food is really good but my room mates have been yapping all night.

The caves are tight.  Canoeing you nearly flip.

Woodlands is fun, the food is good, but I did some downs.

Caving is fun.  Your boots get wet.  Your trousers get wet.  Everything gets wet, basically. Food is extremely tasty and climbing is very fun especially on the climbing wall.

I like Woodlands because the beds are nice.

I have a room with all my friends.  I miss my cats.

The activities at Woodlands are really fun.  She snored every night and fell out of bed more than once. I miss my parents.

Mrs Densham is sitting right next to me so…I’ll tell you later.

Hmmm…there are some serious problems with my dorm…including one trying to be a horse, another trying be a gremlin, and one more being a turtle.  Uh oh I just ripped my trousers.  By the way we got one point (out of five) for room tidiness – every day.

Neigh!  I am da horse!  I was trying to open the door but I couldn’t with my hooves.  I’m stuck again – help me.

I am a gremlin!  I am expecting Pokemon cards when I get back.  Pleeease!

Why do no activities involve pigs?

I am having a great time in a dorm with all my friends, but they keep saying I snore.  I miss you loads.  I hope you are having fun at home.

In the caves, if you step there, it doesn’t mean it’s not slippy…and stalactites hurt if you get stabbed in the back with one.

Climbing is really fun and I love the zip line.  I do miss my parents though…

Soooo…I am now officially called Ducky because I am so gullible and Mr Coates said if you look up the word ‘gullible’ in the dictionary you see a picture of….me!  Woodlands is the best thing of my life!

I miss my ponies.  Toys and cash when I get home please.

Hmmmm….so we have to write a quote about Woodlands?  Hmmm…it’s too bumpy!  I gotta a nuther fing to write…NO do not let him do it!  The life jackets make me feel tough!

So far I’ve brought my trainers to every meal!

The food is five star…!

Why do trees have leaves…and branches?

The bed is really comfy but it has a squeaky creak!

I loved the canoeing but the water was too cold.  p.s. my room mates talk nonsense!

I am sooo tired, and I want my bed!

I am officially called CAVEMAN!  I am expecting CASH when I get home!

You know Mr Coates?  Well he is sitting right next to me…so I’ll tell you later!

It’s good.  I like the night activities but there are too many bats.  I kept losing my friends and then the insects got me.  Too many spiders!  I felt sick, but I’m better now.

I am just standing here in silence…Dr Loader wrote that!!!!!! Anyway,  lots of interesting moments good and bad.

Woodlands is really fun – there is caving, canoeing and climbing and the dorm is a bit uncomfortable, but nice – and full of spiders.

It is fun so far – especially the night time activities.

You know what?  I feel a lot braver after coming to Woodlands.

The (little) people have spoken!